The 'Heavy' Burden of Christmas

I am totally convinced that my office mates are against me.. No doubt a plot has been hatched..

HERE'S THE PLOT: 

Bring all the stuff Jay likes.  

Allow him to eat all day.  

Watch him "grow"!!

I've tried over the years to corrupt the system by always bringing rolls.  (that no one eats)

I'm in hopes that maybe they'll follow suit and bring something I won't eat too.. Probably won't be that lucky!!

Be strong.. The office "food days" are nearly over!  That is, until the next birthday..

- from the break room at my office.